Ever wondered if this relatively recent entry in the
American English language lexicon is due to everyone almost fed up with the
antics of one Justin Bieber?
By: Ringo Bones
If you are already fed up with the antics of a certain
former teen pop sensation named Justin Bieber and his pitiful attempts to be
perceived by anyone to be a hardcore African-American hip-hop star replete with
street-cred, then, cheer up because a relatively recent entry in the American
English lexicon could warm up your heart. Or at least it may restore some of
the lost Karmic harmony in the cosmos.
According to one definition in the Urban Dictionary, “bieberitis”
is a malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of the brains of
affected individuals – particularly female. Symptoms are child molestation,
partying to awful music and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber’s
songs at the top of one’s lungs. Believed to be caused by the prepubescent
voice of one Justin Bieber in which prolonged exposure could cause irreparable damage
to brain cells.
According to ones with first-hand experience of the
disorder, bieberitis can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can
vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey. Some even suggested listening to
classic Barry White songs as a form of therapy.
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