Sunday, July 19, 2015

Bieberitis: Latest Entry In The American English Language Lexicon?

Ever wondered if this relatively recent entry in the American English language lexicon is due to everyone almost fed up with the antics of one Justin Bieber? 

By: Ringo Bones 

If you are already fed up with the antics of a certain former teen pop sensation named Justin Bieber and his pitiful attempts to be perceived by anyone to be a hardcore African-American hip-hop star replete with street-cred, then, cheer up because a relatively recent entry in the American English lexicon could warm up your heart. Or at least it may restore some of the lost Karmic harmony in the cosmos. 

According to one definition in the Urban Dictionary, “bieberitis” is a malignant condition affecting the intelligence portion of the brains of affected individuals – particularly female. Symptoms are child molestation, partying to awful music and creating horrendous renditions of Justin Bieber’s songs at the top of one’s lungs. Believed to be caused by the prepubescent voice of one Justin Bieber in which prolonged exposure could cause irreparable damage to brain cells. 

According to ones with first-hand experience of the disorder, bieberitis can be temporarily relieved by male singers who can vocalize at a lower pitch than Mariah Carey. Some even suggested listening to classic Barry White songs as a form of therapy. 

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